Thursday, November 29, 2012

More proof the world is ending on 12/21/2012


Today I went to Hy Vee for lunch (for those of you who don't live in a rectangle state, Hy Vee is one of the local grocery store chains here). I wandered into the "Health Market" section to grab a kombucha, and on the way I stopped at the Zum Bar display. (Zum is a brand of soap and body care products produced by Indigo Wild right down the street in Kansas City, MO). There, among the fragrant, all-natural soaps, lotions, potions, candles and bath salts (not the crazy, face-eating kind- the regular bath salts), I saw a small clear spray bottle with a silver label called "Zum Bum."  A closer inspection revealed the following:

"Need to unfrump your rump? Zum Bum is the bidet in a bottle. Splash a dash on some t.p. and wipe those unfreshies away with this untainted product of witch hazel and pure essential oils. It's a breath of fresh derriere."

So… it's ass spray. Who am I to judge?

The worst part, though, is that the front-most bottle of Zum Bum on the shelf had a white sticker labeled “TESTER.” And the bottle was about half empty.